do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
- Me after receiving a very painful bee sting: I hate bees!
- Bees: *swarm of bees arrives*
- Bees: NOT ALL BEES ARE LIKE THAT.
- Bees: SOME OF THEM ARE PERFECTLY REASONABLE INSECTS.
- Bees: BEES POLLINATE FLOWERS, YOU KNOW.
- Bees: WELL, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL GENERALIZING, I GUESS I'LL STOP MAKING HONEY.